"why isnt your homework done?"
"why didnt you clean your room?"
"why were you late to work?"
"why did you kill your family?"
I laughed so hard no sound came out
Me arriving to your wedding
Me arriving at your funeral
Me arriving at my high school reunion
Me arriving to class late
Me arriving to your bedroom.
yall can barely leave your rooms shut up
I would watch the hell out of this.
I just wanna have abs…olutely all the pasta and breadsticks
He understands me so well.
*sighs for 3 years straight*
there he is
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DO WE CALL A PLUMBER OR AN ELECTRICIAN