seeyouon-adarknight:

Only acceptable change

offendpoppunk:

offendpoppunk:

remember last summer when american eagle had that modelling contest where you submit your picture to get votes and if you get into the top 20 votes your picture is displayed at times square in new york

i submitted this photo of me about to sneeze

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i placed 12th and i was on the times square billboard for two weeks

i hate each and every single one of you all

sootonthecarpet:

what if instead of a same gender detective partnership who keep getting mistaken for a romantic couple, you had a same gender romantic couple who keep getting mistaken for detectives
‘hello, I’m sam darling, and this is my partner gregory hitch’ ‘AH YES THE PRIVATE DETECTIVES’ ‘what??? no we just came for some ice cream why is there police tape everywhere’

ratterwolf:

marchcorvus:

cumberbangers:

iamshurlocked:

kingofthemindpalace:

thedoctorloves221b:

Favourite post on tumblr

This is what happens when we have a two year hiatus

I’m enjoying the thing.

I am so proud to be a part of this fandom

I lost it at the Gallefreyan one

zaynofrps:

Ahh the sweet smell of being replaced

tinychatting:

my talents include being able to sit on the toilet for 30 minutes being distracted by my phone

-annoying:

mirror mirror on the wall what the fuck am i doing with my life

vineofficial:

This is fucked upThis fucked me up

vineofficial:

This is fucked up
This fucked me up

ya-boy-levi:

That awkward moment when you can’t draw a good face to match your eyes

ya-boy-levi:

That awkward moment when you can’t draw a good face to match your eyes

shutupaubrey:

i’m skilled in the culinary art of microwaving 

lolsomeone-actually:

mrsdevilla:

the-treble:

internationalgirl:

This is why you should have a cat y’all. Egyptians believed that cats repelled evil spirits.

Cats are evil spirits. They’re just the strongest so all others must bow to their greatness.

Actually according to legend, cats are guardians of the Underworld. So once you are dead if you try to sneak back into the land of the living they send you back where you came from. They protect the living from the dead.

So they death bodyguards. Gnarly

babybuttercups:

chocolateisedible:

babybuttercups:

why are girls expected to go through an experimental lesbian phase but u never hear about dudes goin gay for a while whats up w/ that

cause that would be realllllly weird, unlike girls doing it. guys actually like when girls do it. 

do me a favor and staple all your fingertips together

candynecklaces:

cliffhangers are so